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The Bloby Times

The "Bloby Times" is a private newspaper for all of Cyrylicans and Esferosians covering the most interesting events in Cyrylic and Esferos

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Local News

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Riots in Dolphino and Tparse

Gaudenzio Pierotti- Shocking news reached North Blobtown this morning. Workers from the towns of Dolphino and Tparse took to the streets to protest against the government, demanding a complete market liberation and free elections. We have not yet received an official response from Martino Balldaci, but we can expect condemnation of the protests and the protesters.

It is not known whether this is the beginning of the end of the CUP or a one-off case.

 

Government promises restoration of Parco della Coccinella

Dušanka Grgurović- In this Giorno Besplatno, Gabrijel Todorović promised renovations of Parco della Coccinella. As this park used to be one of the main meeting spots and playgrounds for the inhabitants of Commercio, it fell into disrepair after a grenade was detonated there during a gang war.

Let's hope that the renovation will be successful and more people will be able to make happy memories of their visit, says Mrs. Priscilla Lanzillo.

 

Another journalist gone missing in Eserci

Andrej Vlahović- Last seidana lavoro Armando Prestipino, a reporter working for TV station Esfernevs, went missing in Eserci. This is another case of the disappearance of a journalist working for a private TV station. Many people suspect that CUP is behind these disappearances, but there is no evidence of this yet.

If anyone knows where Armando Prestipino may be, please call this number: +3 45 972 743 994 497.

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Local News

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Riots across the country

Tussio Carlino- After almost a month of nationwide riots, which cause was a case of military battalion opening fire at unarmed civilians, the cabinet of CUP, forced by growing unrest, made an official response to the riots. In his speech president Martino Baladacii addressed people of the nation to condemn protesters and to report everybody who can be related to the rioters and believe in the power of the party and people. We aren’t sure what will happen now, but one thing is sure, one chapter of Cyrylican history ends today.

More money for the military, at expense of healthcare

Krsto Ević- Yesterday following the official response to the unrests, prime minister announced a new tranche of money for the military, as a remedy to ease military participation in these riots. Sadly it happened at the expense of an already underpaid healthcare system. Less goverment supporting citizens fear that it could lead to a crisis. General MacMeni informed the CUP that he will try to stop the engagement of the military in those riots.

New cartoon announced

Dušanka Grgurović- Day before yesterday one of the main TV stations, owned by the government "Cartoni Animati i Zabavno" (CAZ) announced a new cartoon called "The Medved General". Show presents teddy bear and his adventures to save the Cyrylic from foreign foes. It is another cartoon following the "Defenders of the motherland” series, that was announced back in 1718 a.b (1418 a.f), with purpose of helping kids with their future decisions of enlisting in Cyrylican military. We cannot wait to review it and tell you how much we liked / disliked the show.