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"You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies."

(Describing Pursuit Predation): "It's another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up."

Witch boiling someone alive: "Stop smack eating smack all smack the smack POTATOES! smacksmacksmack"

"Ohhh ... You think the high ground is your ally. But you merely adopted the high ground. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the low ground until I was already a man ... by then it was nothing to me ... but BLINDING! The high ground betrays you because it belongs to me."

[Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.]
"heck"
"You're on thin fucking ice -pause- Wait, uh o-."

Conspiracy Theorist: "The moon landing was faked!"
Me: "Pfft, you believe in that thing called the 'moon'?"

(In Movies)
"Patient's vitals are steady."
"Doctor... They're dead."
"And maintaining that state quite well."

"I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She's not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either."

[In ALIEN FILES on Humanity]:
WARNING: HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN.

"Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters."

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