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NOTE: Do not have final draft of AGP interview.

 

Come Hell or High Water

 

August 2013

 

 

 

Welcome to the latest edition of The West Pacific's update, Come Hell or High Water!! We will be bringing you the chocolatey anti-marsupial fun-loving good times of The West Pacific through this and updates to come!

 

 

Government of the West Pacific

 

Delegate: All Good People

Guardians: Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly Evil People, Yy4u, Punk Reloaded, ROLHEATH, Darkesia

Foreign Affairs Minister: Punk Daddy

Interior Minister: Intelligent Holograms

ISS Director: Powerboat Racer

ISS Deputy Director: Morpheus

Cheif Justice: Prison Grove
TWP Mayor: Tweedy, (Proprietor of The ClubHouse)
The Landstaad of The Imperium: Assembly of TWP Nations

 

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Statement on regions that use the new Telegram Scripting tools

 

"Regions that maintain an Ingame Embassy with The West Pacific and engage in Mass Recruitment Telegram campaigns that are not limited to new nations in TWP, will have their Embassy immediately closed in formal protest. Further actions may be taken by the TWP Government as may be found to be appropriate to the situation.

 

The Government of The West Pacific will be discussing further policies regarding this issue.

- All Good People, Delegate of The West Pacific

 

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Severance of relations between the West Pacific and Gatesville Inc.

 

Following the recent coup of Osiris, the West Pacific had some difficult decisions to make concerning our relationship with our then ally, Gatesville. Gatesville has, for a long time, been a close ally of the West Pacific and the decision to terminate relations with them was not an easy decision by Delegate AGP and the Guardians. Unfortunately, the West Pacific felt let down on a number of key issues concerning Gatesville; firstly, Gatesville's decision to associate themselves with known COPS violators, namely the Aezean Combine, is unforgivable to regions that uphold COPS; secondly, the West Pacific learned that members of the Gatesville High Council misrepresented a number of issues during treaty negotiations.

 

On COPS, the West Pacific considers the COPS treaty inviolable and considers the association of Gatesville and the Aezean Combine to be an affront to the civilised regions of NationStates. The COPS treaty was created in order to show respect to the off-site property of all regions in NationStates and the West Pacific finds any region in violation or any region to be associated with those in violation of the treaty unworthy of holding relations with the West Pacific as they do not recognise such basic rights as maintaining an offsite forum. TWP Delegate All Good People has stated that there will be no hope of further TWP-Gatesville relations should Gatesville continue to work with known COPS violators.

 

On misrepresentation, treaties are a sign of mutual respect and trust between regions and this trust was betrayed by Gatesville. The West Pacific is concerned that a region that would consider itself our ally would seek to manipulate us in an attempt to damage one of our fellow Game-Created regions. It had been revealed that this misrepresentation extended to issues concerning the now defunct Sovereign Confederation, security threats towards the West Pacific, claims of control over The West Pacific and others. It also became increasingly clear that the actions taken by Gatesville are, in fact, a personal vendetta. The West Pacific could not recognise nor endorse personal vendettas as an acceptable way to play the game.

 

All of these insults towards the West Pacific added up and it became clear that treated relations with Gatesville were unpalatable. The Alco-Choco-Klingon Treaty was severed on the 17th July 2013.

 

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TWP Forces take Warzone Sandbox

 

Zing!!

 

 

lNvRd47.png

 

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Embassies June-August

The following regions have opened embassies with the West Pacific since June:

  • House of Five Leaves
  • New Communist Region
  • Mazeria
  • NationStates
  • The Allied Republics
  • The Union of Democratic Left States
  • Osiris

The West Pacific looks forward to working with our new friends.

 

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AND NOW, A GLIMPSE INTO THE WORKINGS OF THE SUPER-SOPHISTICATED TWP ARMED FORCES:
 
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Come Hell or High Water

August 2013

Welcome to the latest edition of The West Pacific's update, Come Hell or High Water!! We will be bringing you the chocolatey anti-marsupial fun-loving good times of The West Pacific through this and updates to come!

Government of the West Pacific

Delegate: All Good People

Guardians: Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly Evil People, Yy4u, Punk Reloaded, ROLHEATH, Darkesia

Foreign Affairs Minister: Punk Daddy

Interior Minister: Intelligent Holograms

ISS Director: Powerboat Racer

ISS Deputy Director: Morpheus

Cheif Justice: Prison Grove

TWP Mayor: Tweedy, (Proprietor of The ClubHouse)

The Landstaad of The Imperium: Assembly of TWP Nations

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Statement on regions that use the new Telegram Scripting tools

"Regions that maintain an Ingame Embassy with The West Pacific and engage in Mass Recruitment Telegram campaigns that are not limited to new nations in TWP, will have their Embassy immediately closed in formal protest. Further actions may be taken by the TWP Government as may be found to be appropriate to the situation.

The Government of The West Pacific will be discussing further policies regarding this issue.

- All Good People, Delegate of The West Pacific

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Severance of relations between the West Pacific and Gatesville Inc.

Following the recent coup of Osiris, the West Pacific had some difficult decisions to make concerning our relationship with our then ally, Gatesville. Gatesville has, for a long time, been a close ally of the West Pacific and the decision to terminate relations with them was not an easy decision by Delegate AGP and the Guardians. Unfortunately, the West Pacific felt let down on a number of key issues concerning Gatesville; firstly, Gatesville's decision to associate themselves with known COPS violators, namely the Aezean Combine, is unforgivable to regions that uphold COPS; secondly, the West Pacific learned that members of the Gatesville High Council misrepresented a number of issues during treaty negotiations.

On COPS, the West Pacific considers the COPS treaty inviolable and considers the association of Gatesville and the Aezean Combine to be an affront to the civilised regions of NationStates. The COPS treaty was created in order to show respect to the off-site property of all regions in NationStates and the West Pacific finds any region in violation or any region to be associated with those in violation of the treaty unworthy of holding relations with the West Pacific as they do not recognise such basic rights as maintaining an offsite forum. TWP Delegate All Good People has stated that there will be no hope of further TWP-Gatesville relations should Gatesville continue to work with known COPS violators.

On misrepresentation, treaties are a sign of mutual respect and trust between regions and this trust was betrayed by Gatesville. The West Pacific is concerned that a region that would consider itself our ally would seek to manipulate us in an attempt to damage one of our fellow Game-Created regions. It had been revealed that this misrepresentation extended to issues concerning the now defunct Sovereign Confederation, security threats towards the West Pacific, claims of control over The West Pacific and others. It also became increasingly clear that the actions taken by Gatesville are, in fact, a personal vendetta. The West Pacific could not recognise nor endorse personal vendettas as an acceptable way to play the game.

All of these insults towards the West Pacific added up and it became clear that treated relations with Gatesville were unpalatable. The Alco-Choco-Klingon Treaty was severed on the 17th July 2013.

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TWP Forces take Warzone Sandbox

Zing!!

lNvRd47.png

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Embassies June-August

The following regions have opened embassies with the West Pacific since June:

  • House of Five Leaves

  • New Communist Region

  • Mazeria

  • NationStates

  • The Allied Republics

  • The Union of Democratic Left States

  • Osiris

The West Pacific looks forward to working with our new friends.

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AND NOW, A GLIMPSE INTO THE WORKINGS OF THE SUPER-SOPHISTICATED TWP ARMED FORCES:

enemy.png

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Yeah, I was thinking we have plenty of info for a new update:

 

- Endo Cap Changes considered

- Landstraad renamed The Concillium

- Intelligent Holograms elected Speaker

- Archisum Promoted to TWP Commander

- Pestarzt/Milo removed as Field Commander

- ISS reorganized

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We need to include this in our next update:

 

 

Everything was going well in The West Pacific, the coffee was always warm, the pot always freshly autoclave-d, and the dungeon was always stocked with novelty handcuffs. That is, until the neo-Nazi nations attacked. They attacked with all they had, and held nothing back. The once clean RMB was now smeared with spam, various German phrases that didn't quite match their cause, and the sneaking suspicion that a bunch of prepubescent delinquents with mommy issues were afoot. The entire region was in turmoil, but not really, because the delegate suppressed their messages and banned the from the region. The moral of this story is: neo-Nazis are all bark and no bite, and really just piss people off. Don't piss people off, don't be a Nazi.

 

This message was approved and funded by the Tunapocalypse foundation for acceptable political association.

 

 

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