The Fhaendhaw Spectator

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The Fhaendhaw Spectator

 

REFRIGERATOR MARKET HEATING UP

27-11-1420. story by Siemehrt Nhaie.

 

Trhein, TR. A new competitor in the red-hot refrigerator industry is coming hot on the heels of major players with innovations that could be chilling to established rivals. Founder Chorien Goents, formerly of Crystal and Pane, a glass manufacturer in Ganfa, SH, has announced the formation of her new company iGerator. Goents held a press conference presenting the iGerator model 575. When asked what makes the 575 different from other models on the market Goents cooly replied “There’s a window here, that lets you see what’s in your, refrigerator”.

The new executive had founded iGerator by selling her 10% stake in Crystal and Pane to construction materials company Caename. Industry giant Gaenis Mirhten, CEO of International Appliances has thrown cold water on the unveiling claiming violation of patents in their HY and KU models. In a chilling statement Mirhten claimed “their technology, it’s a complete rip on our, refrigerators”. Mirhten later announced that Shaellen & Uostan have been contracted to prosecute the ice-cold claims.

Tahdierf Ohkelhn, CEO of FP Industries, a plastics manufacturer who stands to profit from more customers, appears to have red-hot expectations saying “you gotta admit, that is such a cool looking, refrigerator”. Ohkelhn then went to ramble on about cyclopentane and it’s use as both a refrigerant and for manufacturing polyurethane, but for some reason continued to end all their sentences with “refrigerator”.

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HOT STOCK OFF THE PRESS

27-11-1420. story by Oepia Jaehn.

 

Fhaendhaw, FH. Markets are in a frenzy as New Larxia Holdings (NLH) has made a series of investments, including acquiring 40% of upstart but potentially legally troubled refrigerator manufacturer iGerator for $16 million. This was after direct negotiations with founder Chorien Goents who was featured in a previous publication. Goents is likely very relieved as iGerator is facing a heavy legal battle against industry leader International Appliances. The cash influx sets the ground for a testy court battle which could even end up in the Civil Supreme Court.

Also NLH has sent the Fhaendhaw Stock exchange (FSE) into a frenzy with a large buy order for Aiarn Chemical, a local manufacturer of pesticides and fertiliser agents. We reached out to Aiarn Chemical CEO Lienho Tosird who had this to say, “the international attention shows the tremendous opportunities we at AC [Aiarn Chemical], and in fact all of Fhaengshia have to offer.” The current order looks likely to complete with NLH buying 20% of all shares for $150m. Aiarn Chemical has come under controversy in the past due to fish deaths in Trhein Bay, this focus appears to show the international community is undisturbed as the stock price has now rebounded.

On another front, Falco Paints looks set to build a new factory in the impoverished city of Bhein, BH. The privately owned MNC has finalised negotiations with government officials for favourable taxation with the stipulation that locally owned industries are used for materials. This has sent speculators on the FSE flocking to FP Industries as they face an influx of customers for both their chemical division and their packaging materials division. Bhein Distilling Company CEO Meisinh Gellaeni remarked "Bhein's always been known for our rum, hopefully folks'll not drink any paint from 'ere!" Falco Paints also appears to be looking for office space within Fhaendhaw for their local HQ, this reporter knows a building or two that could use a fresh lick of paint.

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A GREEN BEACON ON TRHEIN BAY

28-11-1420. story by Oepia Jaehn.

 

Fhaendhaw, FH. Following yesterday’s story on New Larxia Holdings’ (NLH) investment choices, ‘the Spectator’ reached out to CEO Neal Hardy for an interview to help clean the air. Hardy stated NLH’s position as “to reduce the effects of industries on the environment” and their desire to “have a powerful position in the company to implement changes.” NLH holds a very diversified portfolio within Larxia, and they have quite the history as an activist investor, notably with the education sector.

When asked to clarify questions of ownership of NLH, Hardy replied “New Larxia Holdings is jointly owned by King Maddy IV in his private capacity, and by the government.” Given the active role the King is known for, Fhaengshians may be asking themselves if they agree with this direction of foreign investment in private industry. The King’s stated vision is “That economy and environment should go hand in hand” and this has been the case within Larxia.

In related news cabinet has ordered the reserve bank to purchase foreign currency to limit the effect of recent foreign investment increasing the value of the szchequinn. When asked if this amounted to currency manipulation, Senior Councillor Fhiabert Aneihl replied “Of course not, Cabinet wants what is best for the nation and nettlesome outfits like ‘the Spectator’ often can’t see the forest for the trees.” SC Aneihl, as most would know chairs Telefive, a rival media company that no longer physically prints. Perhaps paperless patricians can’t perceive trees at all.