Eli Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 Tea may of course be consumed in non-Eli initiated threads, I wouldn't think of the ban extending into the home area of sovereign nations. Now that we've established our guidelines for our new government, some announcements. Bhang Bhang Duc is the Minister of Split Enz Westwind is the Director of the Old Guy Hair Restoration project. Hariko is head of our new Tea Exporting Business, with special emphasis on filling TSP's forum with green tea, with Malviet being the EVP of that new venture. Further announcements to come they just called my foursome for our tee time... Westwind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nox Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Do we have a department made for calling people dumb in various ways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 As Director of the Old Guy Hair Restoration project, I direct those young 'gentlemen' that still have hair to make an appointment for a scalp exam immediately. Your follicle contributions will be appreciated, and support the future of TWP ! Old Guys may now make appointments to choose your new hairline in preparation for restoration procedures at a date to be announced later. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegarth Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I would give you what I have left... but it isn't much Westwind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fujai Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Long live the VoV!! Vive le VoV!! My services, little as they may be, are at your disposal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nox Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Yy would be a valuable contributor to the well-being and security of hairlines for years to come, what with all the shedding. Westwind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegarth Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Can I be minister of Spanish Speaking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkesia Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 *puts on a skull cap* *puts a marshmallow in her mocha* *starts a regional betting pool on average hairline movement and follicle count* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elegarth Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Get off my (few) ((remaining)) hairs T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli Posted January 30, 2016 Author Share Posted January 30, 2016 Do we have a department made for calling people dumb in various ways? I told a guy the other day that I would call him an idiot but it would be a disservice to all the idiots in the world to compare him to them. Elegarth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Other suggested departments..... - Department of Redundancy Department (requires two Ministers) - Department of Insults and Diatribes. (Lead by The Minister of Snark) - Department of Transportation (maintains the expressway used during banjections between TWP and TRR) - Intercultural Culture Department (umm....yeah) - Department of Mystery and Imagination (this one should be obvious) - Department of Redundancy Department (still requires two Ministers) - Director of the NationStates Medical Center of The West Pacific, the best geriatric care in all NS. Best Care Anywhere! - General-in-Charge of the Keeping of the Chocolate - Department of Redundancy Department (requires two Ministers, sometimes even three. Triplicate is good. Our motto, 'You can never have enough redundancy. Never. Ever. The more redundancy the better') More importantly.... - Official Bartender - Official Bouncer Drachmaland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli Posted January 31, 2016 Author Share Posted January 31, 2016 indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerboat_Racer Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I don't know what I have walked into...but I think I best walk out...this looks ominous. North Pacific Spy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Badger Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 It's time for me to begin a new election cycle. There is currently no outstanding business besides the various reports that need to come in. My time as Advocate has seen decent growth in the region forum (adding 47 members) but little growth in the government participation. However it is my belief that the position of Advocate is unnecessary to the forum and should belong to the Delegate as rightful leader of TWP and its peoples. Therefore, I'm asking that we remake the government to reflect this concept rather than start a new election cycle. Hariko and North Pacific Spy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 It's time for me to begin a new election cycle. There is currently no outstanding business besides the various reports that need to come in. My time as Advocate has seen decent growth in the region forum (adding 47 members) but little growth in the government participation. However it is my belief that the position of Advocate is unnecessary to the forum and should belong to the Delegate as rightful leader of TWP and its peoples. Therefore, I'm asking that we remake the government to reflect this concept rather than start a new election cycle. Perhaps the advocate should hold a vote to dissolve the Union and declare his office extinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malviet Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I second the motion to dissolve the Union. Yes, I've argued against it at first, but even I have to admit I, as well as the Voice, did a lousy job while in any office involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Called the Vlagh Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Told you so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hariko Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I agree; we've been dragging this process out for months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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