New Kervoskia Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 TRR Boyband Takes NS By Storm One Rejection (Kogvuron, Hileville, Guy, Whamabama and Frattistan) topped the NS pop charts Kandyland Stadium, The Rejected Realms. It's inescapable. Every station is playing them and every girl (and some older guys) are screaming for them. I'm talking of course about the new pop sensation that's swept NationStates by storm – the one, the only One Rejection. These five young lads, Kogvuron, Hileville, Guy, Whamabama and Frattastan, have grown bigger than anyone could've imagined. Their manager, Simon Cowell of the RR, was ecstatic. “They're bigger than Mad Moldavi and the Pips and the Jimi Twoslit Experiment combined! You never know where you'll go in this business, but, you know, it's up to them and right now the world's their stage.” Their hit single, “What Makes You Bannable” hit # 1 in the NationStates pop charts this week. PNN got an exclusive first look at the music video. Whamabama: So you've been banned Well, I'm a fan We don't get full so when Krull says scra-aa-aam, Ain't got no urge To push and purge And I don't mind when the line starts to sur-urrr-ge. Hileville: Everyone else in the game can see it, Everyone else but you-ooou All: Baby, you spam up the boards like nobody else. The way that you piss them off makes my region swell. And when you ask to RP it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh, oh You don't know you're bannable! If only you saw what I could see Like all the ascii you post on the RMB Or the next time that somebody coups TNP Still don't know Oh, oh You don't know you're bannable. Oh, oh That's what makes you bannable. Kogvuron: So c-come on, Oh, you belong Right here with us And why is that so wro-oo-ng? I don't know why You're being shy We're not undead so we're not catching fli-ii-es. Guy: Everyone else in the game can see it, Everyone else but you-ooou All: Baby, you spam up the boards like nobody else. The way that you piss them off makes my region swell. And when you ask to RP it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh, oh You don't know you're bannable! If only you saw what I could see Like all the ascii you post on the RMB Or the next time that somebody coups TNP Still don't know Oh, oh You don't know you're bannable. Oh, oh That's what makes you bannable. Frattastan: Baby, you spam up the boards like nobody else. The way that you piss them off makes my region swell. And when you ask to RP it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh, oh You don't know you're bannable! All: Baby, you spam up the boards like nobody else. The way that you piss them off makes my region swell. And when you ask to RP it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh, oh You don't know you're bannable! If only you saw what I could see Like all the ascii you post on the RMB Or the next time that somebody coups TNP Still don't know Oh, oh You don't know you're bannable. Oh, oh That's what makes you bannable. One Rejection embarks on their first world tour this month. ---- Written by New Kervoskia The New Pacific Times: all the scandal that's fit to print Proudly Part of PNN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 The way that you piss them off makes my region swell. Mad Moldavi and the Pips and the Jimi Twoslit Experiment And why does this remind me of when Twoslit was my Vice Delegate, and Ivan was secretly a Crimson Order member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 And NK was my Attorney General.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 What's got 72 legs and 1 pubic hair? The front row at a One Rejection concert. Biyah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 At least it has an even number of legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I thought it was going to be something about 72 virgins, but there's not enough legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 There are, but each pair is counted as one when they're closed that tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libetarian Republics Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Emperor Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I'll be here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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