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  1. Good day, subjects. Cave Johnson, here. You are hereby invited to come and take part in Aperture Science's testing process for a new, top-secret prototype we're developing. We offer $50 for anyone who can successfully navigate their way through turretfire, trace amounts of time travel and a slightly unhinnged-yet-entertaining murderbot (who, by the way, has promised a great deal of cake to the winner). If this sounds appealing to you, please contact your nearest Aperture representative here, and await further instructions. We're done here Man, what a jerk. Not to worry. The rest of the Aperture staff are really friendly, and we will take every precaution to make sure you do not meet an untimely demise in some dark corner of our facility. To that end, it would be good to read the basic guide for what exactly forum Werewolf is over here, but the basic premise is that it's a social deduction game, where one Faction (typically referred to as the Scum or the Werewolves) have to kill off certain players during the night phases, and avoid being detected and voted off during the day phases, by another faction known as the Town or Village faction. Mafia and Werewolf are different names for the same game, and it is very similar to Town of Salem. Our facility also uses a bit of technical jargon every now and then. We wouldn't be very good mad scientists if we didn't, now would we? You can find a detailed guide to every piece of jargon over here. Don't be shy to invite as many of your friends as you want to bring, either! We have some of the best bouncy-castles that science has ever produced, and our barbecues are legendary. See you there, carbon units!
  2. Season's greetings everyone, It's been another year. Have you accomplished the goals you set for yourself? Are you proud of your actions this year? Have you come to terms with your faults and mistakes? More importantly how are you doing? We hope that this December 25th you spend your time with loved ones; family, friends or even the neighbor that nobody else pays any attention to. As the snow falls (weather permitting), the sun shines (weather permitting) and the roads freeze (drive safe) the community of Wintreath wishes you the merriest of Christmases, the happiest of Hanukkahs and the very best of Boxing Days. As a community that so strongly values the friendships developed here in NationStates we understand that while things may not always go well, whatever is happening your friends are here to lighten the load, talk you through it and carry you past it. It is with that in mind we send this to you. Whether you find your stocking filled with candy or coal, whether you find yourself in good fortune or bad, merry Christmas, happy festival, happy Yule and happy Solstice! Most Sincerely, The Citizens and Residents of Wintreath
  3. Orendi XXI: Summersend Edition #3 Our magazine-style Orendi has just returned for our third annual Summersend issue! Check out our full PDF Version, or take a look at the pages in image form below.
  4. Embassy Collaborative Writing Activity Hello there! Tired of embassies just having invitations and updates? Yup us too. Embassies are pretty boring so we thought we'd use ours for something more. Embassies are also a place of outreach. A place for one region to introduce their community to another region. So why is nobody doing that!? Well we are and hopefully you will too in the spirit of fun and good will towards other regions. That's why Wintreath is sending this out. The rules are below so you can read up on how this works as well as what's a no go. The Rules Prologue When I was assigned this case I thought it would be easy and that I would finish it quickly. Just talk to the witness, learn what happened, learn who did it and let Homicide or Commercial Crimes take it off my hands. I expected to be home in time for dinner. What they didn't tell me is that I needed to be a therapist to make any progress. I mean I am a therapist but only because I got a degree online so I could get a raise. I'm not even a decent therapist. I am detective Brock Shepherd and this is my report. I'd started bright and early as usual. Well as bright as it gets in Medford, Oregon. As I passed through the gates of Rogue River Pines Asylum I could tell it was more dreary there than any rainy day could make the town. I flashed my badge, showed the director the warrant and made my way towards patient #67, located in Room #33 of the trauma ward. On the way there the director told me about his preliminary examination, "Mr. Parry Laeddis is in a fragile state right now, sir. What he experienced, the things he saw, the trauma was so great that he can't talk about it cohesively or coherently. If you aren't careful in your questioning he'll just shutdown. I cannot allow you to question him without my supervision." I thought he was overstating it at the time. Coddling the man even. I admit now that I was both careless and insensitive when I first spoke to Parry Laeddis. I walked into the room so arrogant and impatient. At the time I had no idea what kind of damage my brash attitude towards Laeddis would do. Even when I left the room having seen the look in his eyes I didn't regret that first encounter as much as I do now. I don't think that anybody who'd seen and endured so much pain would make it out alive. Looking back I'm not even sure he really did. The following is a transcript of my first line of questioning:
  5. Wintreath is proud to present Mass-Effect themed Werewolf XIX: Just a Husk in the Masses, hosted by new Wolfmaster [nation]Ruguo[/nation]. Join our game, employ intrique and deception to advance your side, and have a blast with awesome people in Wintreath (including yours truly) while you're at it! Sound like fun? Great! The link to sign up is right below! Have questions? Then read on. The game starts on Saturday, September 7th, so join up quickly!Werewolf Sign-Ups: https://wintreath.com/forums/index.php?topic=6075Werewolf FAQsWhat is Werewolf? How do I play? Where is the game played? How much time does it take to play?
  6. Greetings to our partners and friends! The Summersend Festival is our annual festival to celebrate the end of summer and the coming of winter with many fun games, contests, events, and friends, you you are invited to join us! For more information, check out the graphic below, and to check out our festival forum, just click here or on the graphic! Hope you can find the time to join us.
  7. Orendi XX: Dog Days Dispatch Our magazine-style Orendi is back for another issue! Check out our full PDF Version!
  8. Hello hello to all of our friends and region-mates out there! It's time once more for a rousing game of Werewolf! For the 18th installment, the theme was put to a vote by Wintreath's citizens. The votes were close, but Choose Your Own Werewolf IV was the winner! That means that you'll choose how the game goes based on how you answer a set of questions...this time asked by a simple English gentlecat who just wants to make you tea and biscuits. So stop by Wintreath for some tea, and take part in a friendly game of Werewolf! The signup thread can be found here, and signups will conclude on June 10th at 8PM Pacific Standard time...so there's plenty of time to sign up. I hope to see you there!
  9. It's definitely nice to look at. We're only too happy to share.
  10. Orendi XIX: Vernal Equinox EditionOur magazine-style Orendi has just published its latest issue! Check out our full PDF Version, or take a look at the pages in image form below.
  11. And we you. We do like to try new things.
  12. Hey guys! I've been appointed as Wintreath's new ambassador to The West Pacific. With that in mind, here's our most recent update just released yesterday. ____________________________________________________ Orendi XVIII: Holiday Special Our magazine-style Orendi is back for another issue! Check out our full PDF Version, or take a look at the pages in image form below. Orendi XVIII, Page 1 - Cover Orendi XVIII, Page 2 - Culture Review Orendi XVIII, Page 3 - Citizen's Corner Ornedi XVIII, Page 4 - Roleplay Revival Orendi XVIII, Page 5 - Roleplay Interviews Orendi VXIII, Page 6 - Sorting Out The Storting Orendi XVIII, Page 7 - News In Briefs Orendi XVIII, Page 8 - Monarch's Holiday Message
  13. I miss NS like it was in 2013-2014. Everyone knew who hated who. Now everyone is sneaking around behind each other's backs and nobody knows who they can trust and I don't like it.
  14. Frankly I find the original draft (Cormac's) to be fine. I myself couldn't really get behind the changes suggested so far. As it was pointed out, those particular parts struck out in said suggestion) act as a sort of "checks and balances" that I believe maintains an equilibrium that's worked quite well here. Why get rid it of that? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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