New Kervoskia Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Unibot Tops Charts, iTunes Favorites List Unibot greets his fans before his next stop on his tour Kandyland Stadium, The Rejected Realms. International pop star Unibot's latest song, Snore, has topped the charts. We managed to catch a studio performance of his song before he left for the next leg on his world tour. Original song Roar by Katy Perry Parody Song Snore by New Kervoskia UNIBOT: I used to be just some face in the crowd Not saying much or being way too loud. Then I found defending, career's ascending. Now I spend hours writing press release Longer than Atlas Shrugged or War and Peace. Don't ask anything, I'll still tell you everything. You sit right down, no, don't get up! It's time for class now let's discuss. Now take this pen - I see those smirks - You have an hour, one thousand words. You sit right down and don't you cheat While I talk you all fast asleep. I'll say it all, I'll say it now I see your eyes rolling higher, I'm wired, but you're getting tired 'Cause I'm the professor and I'm gonna make you snore Louder, louder than a lion. 'Cause I'm the professor and a tremendous bore. Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm gonna make you snore. Doctoral thesis outlined nativeness. Dissertation done, they gave me this. I went from preacher, to full-time teacher. You sit right down, no I'm not done! We only got through volume one. You sit right down, you want this grade? 'Cause those who can't spell only raid. I'll lecture you, you understand, While you drift off to slumberland. I'll say it all, I'll say it now I see your eyes rolling higher, I'm wired, but you're getting tired 'Cause I'm the professor and I'm gonna make you snore Louder, louder than a lion. 'Cause I'm the professor and a tremendous bore. Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm gonna make you snore. Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm gonna make you snore. Sno-ore, sno-ore, sno-ore, sno-ore, sno-ore! I see your eyes rolling higher, I'm wired, but you're getting tired 'Cause I'm the professor and I'm gonna make you snore Louder, louder than a lion. 'Cause I'm the professor and a tremendous bore. Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm gonna make you snore. Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm gonna make you snore. ---- Written by New Kervoskia The Trans-Pacific Times: all the scandal that's fit to print Note all this fabricated and is not based on (much) fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westwind Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 It's still as good as when I read it on the NS forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhang Bhang Duc Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 That's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charax Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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