TRR Boyband Takes NS By Storm

[New Kervoskia]

TRR Boyband Takes NS By Storm

One Rejection (Kogvuron, Hileville, Guy, Whamabama and Frattistan) topped the NS pop charts

 

Kandyland Stadium, The Rejected Realms. It's inescapable. Every station is playing them and every girl (and some older guys) are screaming for them. I'm talking of course about the new pop sensation that's swept NationStates by storm – the one, the only One Rejection.

 

These five young lads, Kogvuron, Hileville, Guy, Whamabama and Frattastan, have grown bigger than anyone could've imagined.  Their manager, Simon Cowell of the RR, was ecstatic.

 

“They're bigger than Mad Moldavi and the Pips and the Jimi Twoslit Experiment combined! You never know where you'll go in this business, but, you know, it's up to them and right now the world's their stage.”

 

Their hit single, “What Makes You Bannable” hit # 1 in the NationStates pop charts this week.

 

PNN got an exclusive first look at the music video.

 

Whamabama:

So you've been banned

Well, I'm a fan

We don't get full so when Krull says scra-aa-aam,

Ain't got no urge

To push and purge

And I don't mind when the line starts to sur-urrr-ge.

 

Hileville:

Everyone else in the game can see it,

Everyone else but you-ooou

 

All:

Baby, you spam up the boards like nobody else.

The way that you piss them off makes my region swell.

And when you ask to RP it ain't hard to tell

You don't know

Oh, oh

You don't know you're bannable!

If only you saw what I could see

Like all the ascii you post on the RMB

Or the next time that somebody coups TNP

Still don't know

Oh, oh

You don't know you're bannable.

Oh, oh

That's what makes you bannable.

 

Kogvuron:

So c-come on,

Oh, you belong

Right here with us

And why is that so wro-oo-ng?

I don't know why

You're being shy

We're not undead so we're not catching fli-ii-es.

 

Guy:

Everyone else in the game can see it,

Everyone else but you-ooou

 

All:

Baby, you spam up the boards like nobody else.

The way that you piss them off makes my region swell.

And when you ask to RP it ain't hard to tell

You don't know

Oh, oh

You don't know you're bannable!

If only you saw what I could see

Like all the ascii you post on the RMB

Or the next time that somebody coups TNP

Still don't know

Oh, oh

You don't know you're bannable.

Oh, oh

That's what makes you bannable.

 

Frattastan:

Baby, you spam up the boards like nobody else.

The way that you piss them off makes my region swell.

And when you ask to RP it ain't hard to tell

You don't know

Oh, oh

You don't know you're bannable!

 

All:

Baby, you spam up the boards like nobody else.

The way that you piss them off makes my region swell.

And when you ask to RP it ain't hard to tell

You don't know

Oh, oh

You don't know you're bannable!

If only you saw what I could see

Like all the ascii you post on the RMB

Or the next time that somebody coups TNP

Still don't know

Oh, oh

You don't know you're bannable.

Oh, oh

That's what makes you bannable.

 

One Rejection embarks on their first world tour this month.

 

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[Westwind]

The way that you piss them off makes my region swell.

 

 

Mad Moldavi and the Pips and the Jimi Twoslit Experiment

 

 

And why does this remind me of when Twoslit was my Vice Delegate, and Ivan was secretly a Crimson Order member.

[Westwind]

And NK was my Attorney General....

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

What's got 72 legs and 1 pubic hair?

 

The front row at a One Rejection concert.

[God-Emperor]

At least it has an even number of legs.

[Westwind]

I thought it was going to be something about 72 virgins, but there's not enough legs.

[God-Emperor]

There are, but each pair is counted as one when they're closed that tight.

[Libetarian Republics]

lmao

[God-Emperor]

I'll be here all week.