I am interested in serving TWP as the DA of Intelligence. This position will give me an opportunity to cover up my lack thereof as well as to serve and protect my homeland that I have been an active participant in since last spring.
My qualifications are vast. I am a professional in a field where gathering information is of paramount importance. I've recently binged watched Game of Thrones and understand the art politics and the inner workings of government.
Please consider my application. I am ready to TWP!
Badger